Cash and Kashmir

Arooj. 20. Canada. Talk to me. (Not actually from Kashmir)


daralynnx0:

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(via jensenjared-oliverlovee)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via get-off-my-lawn-you-filthy-child)

gnarly:

flirting with your crush like

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(via heydurbby)

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

(via shinelikeadiamondx3)

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest, via colorfulperspective)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota, via colorfulperspective)